1. You are the asshole of all time.
2. You’re too flirty. It seems like you can’t keep your dick in your pants.
3. All you do is smoke, smoke, smoke weed all day, every fucking day.
4. You don’t have your shit together.
FYI, I’m talking about four different people. But I just noticed that all four of these reasons apply to ALL four of these people. If I put all four of them in the same room, you can tell that they are completely different people with completely different interests, but yet they all have common personality traits. It’s just so fucking funny that no matter what type of guy I choose, it seems like I’m dating the same damn person.