the fashion guru
Allow me to shed some light on the situation.. I'm a broke materialistic college student double majoring in Health Management and Fashion Merchandising, part time fashion designer, and full time MILF. That's pretty much the story of my life. I tend to come off as a bitch, which is true for the most part.. But once you get to know me, I'm the easiest person to get along with. I swear.

There are times that I can be selfish and self-absorbed. I rarely compromise unless it's going my way. I believe that relationships (whether it be friends, family, boyfriends etc) should based on loyalty. I always give people the benefit of the doubt because everyone deserves a chance.. but once it's challenged, I will never see the person the same way again. And no, I don't give a fuck about being a bitch.
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The reason why I can’t be with ANY of you:

1. You are the asshole of all time.

2. You’re too flirty. It seems like you can’t keep your dick in your pants.

3. All you do is smoke, smoke, smoke weed all day, every fucking day.

4. You don’t have your shit together.

FYI, I’m talking about four different people. But I just noticed that all four of these reasons apply to ALL four of these people. If I put all four of them in the same room, you can tell that they are completely different people with completely different interests, but yet they all have common personality traits. It’s just so fucking funny that no matter what type of guy I choose, it seems like I’m dating the same damn person.